Essential travel kit for your friends with benefits deal or any one nightstand expert, this is the kit that you bring with you to those lovely, but ever so brief, outings. Contrary to popular belief, this doesn't look like the type of zombie apocalypse blockbuster we see. Lock for security, a Cross for Fatih, bells for marriage etc.
Unfortunately, this is where you go to date the people behind the orc and elf avatars, NOT the actual orcs and elves. Yes, this was really a thing, and it was called a Lovespoon. A place you can go bother people that actually care about your insanely obsessive fandom. It's, to quote Queen, this crazy little thing called love - and to be honest? It's all talk but you never get to get your chance on the field, "put me in coach!