I'd of taken him to dollar tree, bought him a packet of tissues and lotion
Met a guy, chatted, he seemed relatively normal. Hey, there's a pretty cool one in Memphis- oh who am I kidding, it's bass pro, no matter what building its in. After a few OkCupid attempts I ended up dating a guy a few times. Well we hit it off and decided to grab dinner one day. We had zero points of compatibility let alone 21 or whatever they advertise.